Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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colby doesnt shave

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Your social life

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Chinese drivers.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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