What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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I ponder

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Samantha

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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