knock knock whose there? my penis.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Toaster

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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