Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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My tractor broke down.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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