- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Yes.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between a duck

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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