- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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