The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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