- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

I'm banging your sister.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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