Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Thanks

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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my whole life!

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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