- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there police

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

No. Yes.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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