Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Your mom.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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