What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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