- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Stop being a centipede

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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