A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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