Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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