Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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