- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Mike tyson

want a balloon? yeah

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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