- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Colby is gay.... thats it

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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