Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Patriarchy.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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9/11

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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thermodynamics?

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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