- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Knock knock ... No ones home

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