roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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motley crew

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Guess what? No.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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