Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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9/11

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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thermodynamics?

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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