How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Dubstep < Music

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Womens Rights.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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