- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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