- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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