Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A child with cancer grows up.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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