Lol! Why you wanna know?

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

a ginger has a soul

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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