a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Joey mayer's face

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

God is real

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

thermodynamics?

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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