Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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I enjoy anal.

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123 Main street

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Once upon a time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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