- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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