Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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THE GAME

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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knock knock who's there police

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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