- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

a man walks into horse bar

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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