How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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