- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Why did he die? He was sick.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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