- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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