- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??