- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I <3 Hitler

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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