If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Racial Equality

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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