What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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