Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Maths.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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