Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Maths.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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