whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Anti Joke

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