What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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