- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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