-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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