- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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