- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Democracy.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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