what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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