- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

So these two girls have a cup .

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

how do you call someone? use a phone

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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