- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Okay.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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