- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

So these two girls have a cup .

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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